🛥️ Genre: Horror-Comedy | Release Year: 2025
Mouseboat Massacre is 2025’s unexpected genre-bending thrill ride that fuses horror and comedy into one unforgettable nautical nightmare. What begins as a carefree weekend getaway quickly turns into a blood-splattered circus on water—complete with unexpected scares, razor-sharp one-liners, and a vessel that seems to have a mind of its own.
A group of adventurous young friends set off for what should be a relaxing escape aboard a rented boat nicknamed “The Mouseboat.” They bring coolers, jokes, and just the right amount of tension between exes to spice things up. But their floating retreat takes a sinister turn when they notice strange noises, vanishing gear, and—most alarmingly—one of them suddenly disappears without a trace. As more of the crew vanish in increasingly bizarre and terrifying ways, the survivors realize they’re trapped not by the water, but by the boat itself.
With nowhere to run and panic setting in, the group uncovers a disturbing legend involving the boat’s haunted past—an unresolved mystery involving a vanished expedition and the vengeful spirit that now claims the vessel. Between jump scares, sarcastic jabs, and some truly outrageous horror moments (yes, there’s a death by cheese puff cannon), the tone sways expertly between chilling and hysterical.
Directed with flair and a wicked sense of humor, Mouseboat Massacre cleverly subverts typical horror tropes while delivering genuine thrills and inventive kills. The film plays like a demented mashup of Final Destination, Evil Dead 2, and Dead Calm, topped with a splash of Shaun of the Dead absurdity.
Mouseboat Massacre is more than a novelty slasher—it’s a smart, satirical, and scream-worthy ride for horror fans who like their blood served with a punchline. Just don’t ask what’s really steering the boat.
